Watch out... Someone may be after yours!
I was reading up on the NYTs Review of Ben Stein's Expelled: no Intelligence Allowed when I stumbled across an even more important piece of news:
Penis Theft!
That's right, you could be walking casually down the street, when some witch doctor "accidentally" bumps into you...
You get home, and discover than you need to pee.. when you go to the toilet to do so, and look down...
Dum dum duuum! No penis!
"But, where did it go?" You wonder...
I had it with me when I left this morning for school... Did I leave it in the gym?
NO! It was the witch doctor who so casually bumped into you, even pausing to excuse himself and help you to pick up the book you dropped...
Watch out... You could be next
Penis Theft!
That's right, you could be walking casually down the street, when some witch doctor "accidentally" bumps into you...
You get home, and discover than you need to pee.. when you go to the toilet to do so, and look down...
Dum dum duuum! No penis!
"But, where did it go?" You wonder...
I had it with me when I left this morning for school... Did I leave it in the gym?
NO! It was the witch doctor who so casually bumped into you, even pausing to excuse himself and help you to pick up the book you dropped...
Watch out... You could be next