Buy my wares

[sailorhathor]

Anyone want any Grolier Christmas ornaments?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/clt/479331071.html

They're adowable.

Comments

[ducky01]

Okay, it's official, my eyes must be going funny. When I first read your headline, I thought it said "Buy my whores." I was very concerned for a minute. I'm thinking I will decorate my tree with fish sticks and Cheezits this year, for something original. I could tie little red bows around the fish sticks to make them look more festive. And, of course, the Cheezits are very colorful and decorative, too!

[tvsgrady]

When I first read your headline, I thought it said "Buy my whores."

Hey, this *is* Lo-chan the Smut Peddler we're talking about. ~_^

[sailorhathor]

Sir, you insult my fine Southern reputation. *takes off a white glove and smacks you with it two times across the face*

Wait, let me rephrase that. Sir, you besmirch my fine Southern reputation. *takes off a white glove and smacks you with it two times across the face*

LJ lets us edit comments now, deedle deedle dee.

[tvsgrady]

Do you also demand satisfaction?