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*Once again, a procession of Daleks glides into the Nexus, entering through an archway ornate enough to be positively baroque. Led by a pair swinging censers, the parade of metal forms carries with it, like the Ark of the Covenant, a gilded levi-crate decorated with relief figures of wrathful little pepper-pots. One of the Daleks speaks, apparently delivering a rehearsed sermon.*
THE MOR-AL DE-CAY OF THE MUL-TI-VERSE CON-TIN-UES! DA-LEK SCI-ENCE, THE DI-VINE IN-TELL-I-GENCE BE-STOWED UP-ON THE SU-PE-RI-OR RACE, HAS GRAP-PLED WITH THIS DI-LE-MA FOR SOME TIME. OUR AT-TEMPTS TO PURGE SEX-U-AL-I-TY FROM THE NEX-US BY AL-TER-A-TION OF THE SEX-U-AL-LY CHARGED PINK KRYP-TON-ITE WERE IN-HER-ENT-LY FLAWED. TO NE-GATE A SIN-GLE SIN LEAVES ALL O-THER SINS UN-CHAL-LENGED! FUR-THER, WE HAVE LEARNED THAT PINK IS AN IN-HER-ENT-LY FLAWED COL-OR; LIGHT RED HAS BEEN DE-TER-MINED THE SU-PER-I-OR I-TER-A-TION! THUS, FOR THE MOR-AL BE-NE-FIT OF THE MUL-TI-VERSE, DA-LEK SCI-ENCE HAS HAR-NESSED THE POW-ER OF LIGHT RED KRYP-TON-ITE. BE-GIN THE MOR-AL PURGE! A-MEN!
*With a chorus of grating "AMEN!"s, the Daleks at the corners of the levi-crate nudge some hidden controls. The gleaming sides fold open, a metal flower with a heart of gleaming crystal. The pin-excuse me, light red Kryptonite glows eerily, emitting a faint, high-pitched hum.*
CON-FESS YOUR SINS AND BE SAVED! WHO WILL CON-FESS?
((Those wacky Daleks, they really did start with red kryptonite this time, and twisted it into this pinkish stuff. Just as red kryptonite turned Superman evil, so will it do to all you more moral characters out there--but as this kryptonite isn't quite red, neither will your evil be quite on target; cape-wearing, moustache-twirling, tying-Miss-Kitty-to-the-railroad-tracks villainy is what this batch will bring out. And for those of you with a darker moral cast, well... ever seen Dudley Do-Right?))
((The Dalek-mun is gone for the night, but feel free to keep getting zapped. All comments will receive replies when I return.))
THE MOR-AL DE-CAY OF THE MUL-TI-VERSE CON-TIN-UES! DA-LEK SCI-ENCE, THE DI-VINE IN-TELL-I-GENCE BE-STOWED UP-ON THE SU-PE-RI-OR RACE, HAS GRAP-PLED WITH THIS DI-LE-MA FOR SOME TIME. OUR AT-TEMPTS TO PURGE SEX-U-AL-I-TY FROM THE NEX-US BY AL-TER-A-TION OF THE SEX-U-AL-LY CHARGED PINK KRYP-TON-ITE WERE IN-HER-ENT-LY FLAWED. TO NE-GATE A SIN-GLE SIN LEAVES ALL O-THER SINS UN-CHAL-LENGED! FUR-THER, WE HAVE LEARNED THAT PINK IS AN IN-HER-ENT-LY FLAWED COL-OR; LIGHT RED HAS BEEN DE-TER-MINED THE SU-PER-I-OR I-TER-A-TION! THUS, FOR THE MOR-AL BE-NE-FIT OF THE MUL-TI-VERSE, DA-LEK SCI-ENCE HAS HAR-NESSED THE POW-ER OF LIGHT RED KRYP-TON-ITE. BE-GIN THE MOR-AL PURGE! A-MEN!
*With a chorus of grating "AMEN!"s, the Daleks at the corners of the levi-crate nudge some hidden controls. The gleaming sides fold open, a metal flower with a heart of gleaming crystal. The pin-excuse me, light red Kryptonite glows eerily, emitting a faint, high-pitched hum.*
CON-FESS YOUR SINS AND BE SAVED! WHO WILL CON-FESS?
((Those wacky Daleks, they really did start with red kryptonite this time, and twisted it into this pinkish stuff. Just as red kryptonite turned Superman evil, so will it do to all you more moral characters out there--but as this kryptonite isn't quite red, neither will your evil be quite on target; cape-wearing, moustache-twirling, tying-Miss-Kitty-to-the-railroad-tracks villainy is what this batch will bring out. And for those of you with a darker moral cast, well... ever seen Dudley Do-Right?))
((The Dalek-mun is gone for the night, but feel free to keep getting zapped. All comments will receive replies when I return.))