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Some form of noise is stemming from somewhere in the distance. It begins to draw closer and, possibly unfortunately, grows louder. There may be people who recognise it, still being popular in clubs even today. It keeps screaming out the phrase "smack my bitch up". There may also be people who recognise the car model - a Cadillac El Dorado - albeit a very 'pimped out' version of it that makes identifying the precise version impossible. Those who lack any interest in cars will at least notice the colour - bright purple. All of the seats are upholstered in a fluffy, zebra printed material. They are almost, but not quite, as tacky as the huge chrome bumpers.
The car's colour matches the unrecognisable figure's purple suit. And purple hat (though not the zebra band that pins the purple feather to it). The hat is currently defying logic by staying firmly on his head whilst the car zooms around. And, in defiance to all things ninja-y, the covering of what was formerly a respectable sword and now appears to be the replacement from a pimp cane is the same bright purple. It's currently sitting on the seat beside the figure. The car zooms to a halt and the figure gets out, whipping his sunglasses off with a brisk flick of the wrist. They're pocketed and the car door is slammed shut. The figure struts up to the Nexus and surveys everyone present, one hand resting on the hilt of the sword. A gold cup appears from nowhere in his other hand. The word 'PIMP' is written in diamonds on it. It sort of matches the huge diamond encrusted cross that dangles from his neck.
It's probably not until he gets right up to the Nexus that anyone can even recognise him. This is quite a departure from his usual attire and attitude.
"Yo. Anyone seen my bitch? Sexiest blonde you'll have ever seen. Sexiest person, actually, never mind hair colour and shit. Need him back at our pad pronto." He smirks. "After the ride's been christened, 'course.
"If you don't know that, then how about your favourite place to do it? Anyone wanna drink? Got tons of champagne."
((Drinking the champagne will turn your characters into pimp versions of themselves. Side effects may include change in language, attire and home furnishings. >D
Also, may be NSFW.))
((ETA: mun has to go bedwise. Will reply later today!))
The car's colour matches the unrecognisable figure's purple suit. And purple hat (though not the zebra band that pins the purple feather to it). The hat is currently defying logic by staying firmly on his head whilst the car zooms around. And, in defiance to all things ninja-y, the covering of what was formerly a respectable sword and now appears to be the replacement from a pimp cane is the same bright purple. It's currently sitting on the seat beside the figure. The car zooms to a halt and the figure gets out, whipping his sunglasses off with a brisk flick of the wrist. They're pocketed and the car door is slammed shut. The figure struts up to the Nexus and surveys everyone present, one hand resting on the hilt of the sword. A gold cup appears from nowhere in his other hand. The word 'PIMP' is written in diamonds on it. It sort of matches the huge diamond encrusted cross that dangles from his neck.
It's probably not until he gets right up to the Nexus that anyone can even recognise him. This is quite a departure from his usual attire and attitude.
"Yo. Anyone seen my bitch? Sexiest blonde you'll have ever seen. Sexiest person, actually, never mind hair colour and shit. Need him back at our pad pronto." He smirks. "After the ride's been christened, 'course.
"If you don't know that, then how about your favourite place to do it? Anyone wanna drink? Got tons of champagne."
((Drinking the champagne will turn your characters into pimp versions of themselves. Side effects may include change in language, attire and home furnishings. >D
Also, may be NSFW.))
((ETA: mun has to go bedwise. Will reply later today!))