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[kuro_pii]

Some form of noise is stemming from somewhere in the distance. It begins to draw closer and, possibly unfortunately, grows louder. There may be people who recognise it, still being popular in clubs even today. It keeps screaming out the phrase "smack my bitch up". There may also be people who recognise the car model - a Cadillac El Dorado - albeit

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[dimension_bitch]

Yuuko inwardly collapses laughing, but merely smiles sweetly as she drapes one arm over his shoulder, standing close to him. "It depends on the person, Kuro-chan~" She smiles a coy smile.

[kuro_pii]

"You like a mix of people an' places?" He regards he thoughtfully. "Daaamn bitch, I could have a job for you. Interested?"

[dimension_bitch]

"It depends, Kuro-pi--" mp? No, too obvious, "--ppy." She smirks and trails one finger along his cheek. "Tell me about it?"

[kuro_pii]

The finger is pimp slapped aside. "Finding me some bitches. Sharable ones." Because apparently Fai is non-transferable. "You're good at getting people to do stuff."

[to_somewhere]

[kuro_pii]

"'Bout time you showed up," Kurogane growls, before seizing Fai and snogging him. Quite passionately, as well. And groping his backside. "C'mon, we've got work to do."

[to_somewhere]

Well, that's not entirely new, the words or the actions, though 1: they don't usually happen together, and 2: Kurogane doesn't usually do things like this in public and he really doesn't know whether laughing is the appropriate reaction to this. He sort of gasps, and smiles a little sheepishly. "Ah, Kuro-min, what..." What happened to you? No, he probably wouldn't know. "...what's going on?"

[kuro_pii]

Fai is being heaved onto Kurogane's shoulder and carried towards the garish vehicle. "Got a new ride. And I pimped out our crib. And now both need christening, know what I mean?" The groping in a different place may make it plainer.

[thedeath_of_you]

((XDDD can not begin to express my amusement.))

Wherever there is a mad beat, Botan will be there. She sways in time with the music. "Nice car." She blinks. "...Do what?" She's not stupid, of course, just hoping that's not what he meant. Innocent mind here!

[kuro_pii]

"Damn right it's a nice car." Kurogane looks over at it in approval, nodding his head to the music.

"It. Hitting it. Shagging. Hiding the salami. Sex." Unfortunately, it was what he meant.

((Glad to entertain!))

[thedeath_of_you]

Choke. "AHCK. Er, uhm, I wouldn't know.." Oh god, she'll never be able to eat meat again.

[kuro_pii]

"Might be able to find you someone to sort that problem out." Except he's only got the one bitch and he is not going to be shared, but never mind.

[leavemea_lone]

((LOL))

[dimension_bitch]

((I second that. I don't know where Kuro-mun gets these ideas, but please never let her stop.))

[kuro_pii]

((Kuro-mun is usually drunk/sleep deprived/on a sugar high when getting ideas and writing! Or in lectures when she needs a distraction. And thank you both!))

[dimension_bitch]

((I have no more fear. That is practically always <3 *chu*))

[injuue_27963]

((Gotta go to work in an hour but we can still get this PARTY STARTED!))

Enzan can't help but smirk, "I do think the sexiest person alive has long white hair. Not blonde." He chuckles, "And I honestly don't care where I am doing it. So far I had fun in all the places."

[kuro_pii]

"You're damn wrong," Kurogane snorts. "Ptsh. 'Course it's always fun. But some places are better than others." Like maybe his new vibrating bed.

[injuue_27963]

"You keep telling yourself that." Enzan relaxes and rests his hands on his hips. He's curious now! "What are some of your favorite places then?"

He is asking for ideas of course.

[kuro_pii]

"Fluffy rugs are good. Against the wall. Changing rooms. On the bed. Hot tubs not so good if you don't like the ladies. Mind you, still got a lot of places I need to test out."