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[no_worries_then]

*a classic image of piracy wanders in, tri-corn on his head, distinct sway to his step, and a half-full bottle of rum in his hand*

*he looks around curiously* ...interesting.

A question, ye say. Very well. Why is everyone surprised at a pirate cheatin'? *pauses, taking a swig* And why is the rum usually gone?