When you just can't get out, get help

[pandoras_closet]

*Pops into view wearing a three piece suit and a carrying a portable desk, a chair and a sign, which he hammers into the ground. It reads:

Caretaker
Omnipotence and Omnisence.
Dues Ex Machina for Hire
Impossible made Possible,
Irreversible Reversed.
Reasonable Rates, Absolute confidentiality.
Inquire within.*

So, who needs just a bit of extra help? *Sets up the desk and chair and has a seat.