"I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face."

[saerwen_13]

My Immortal, guys. It's hilarious. Oh my gosh. Trolls have never been so awesome. There is quite a lot of horribly written sex though, in case anyone's bothered by that kind of thing. Also, lots of badly written cutting and suicide attempts. And assaults on the English language in general.

A few choice quotes:

"VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."

'“My name’s

Comments

[celebrion]

How do you point a womb? Especially as a male?
This intrigues me, I shall look further into it (i.e. read until me eyes bleed from English killing emos).

Brain is better now, thanks for the hugs. :)

[saerwen_13]

Well, you see, you take a surgical knife and...

xD I cackle madly in anticipation of your sorrow.

Good. <3 You're welcome.

[celebrion]

Ooooh... *big child's eyes*

Hehehehe... I quietly snicker in anticipation of horrible smut, and quite possibly a sporking. Haven't done one in ages...

Will go to bed now, am too obscenly tired to be allowed up (time being 3am). ;) G'Night!

[saerwen_13]

xD Should be an interesting read if you do one. There'll probably be more spork than story...

Night. ^^

[ainu_laire]

Trolls can be absolutely awesome.

Love the dude-ur-so-retarded look XD

[saerwen_13]

xD Now every time someone says something stupid on the internet for the next few months I'm going to be telling them they make me get a "dude-ur-so-retarded" look on my face.