"I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face."
My Immortal, guys. It's hilarious. Oh my gosh. Trolls have never been so awesome. There is quite a lot of horribly written sex though, in case anyone's bothered by that kind of thing. Also, lots of badly written cutting and suicide attempts. And assaults on the English language in general.
A few choice quotes:
"VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."
'“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.'
"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
"I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding."
"He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it."
"I had lost my virility to Draco"
'“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream.'
"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
'“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.'
'“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.'
“I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way.
It does get old after a while, but at least for the first bit, I love it.
A few choice quotes:
"VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."
'“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.'
"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
"I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding."
"He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it."
"I had lost my virility to Draco"
'“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream.'
"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
'“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.'
'“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.'
“I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way.
It does get old after a while, but at least for the first bit, I love it.