ha. wow.
TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A DANCER
1. We've mastered 5 positions professionally
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees
4. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
5. Panties do not get in the way because we don't wear any
6. Straddling is our natural
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