How neglectful of me to mention...

[sabrarosa]

I read this earlier on HuffPo and giggled about it but I didn't make mention of it here.  Bristol Palin, of the Alaska, wolf killing Palins, is now the Ambassador of Abstinence.  No seriously.  That's what her title is.  Nevermind that she was already quoted as saying that Abstinence isn't realistic.  I imagine Mama and Papa gave her a serious

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[gideondark]

Ok....you made me snort my Kool-aid. I look like I have a bloody nose.

Palin=idiot.

Sodomy FTW!!!

[sabrarosa]

Heee! Kool-Aid snorting is high praise indeed.

[lazaruslong2004]

Ambassador of Sodomy doesn't have the same alliterative punch as Ambassador of Abstinence.

How about Sheik of Sodomy?

[sabrarosa]

That seems a bit redundant, don't you think?

[lazaruslong2004]

Maybe...but that just gives it extra punch.

[sabrarosa]

I dunno. According to wikipedia, most Ambassadors on foreign postings as head of mission carry the full title of Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary. I think that has lots of punch. :P

[zombiegoat]

How can someone be an Ambassador Of Abstinence if they have obviously already been pre-maritally fucked?

[crista]

I would like to second this comment.

[sabrarosa]

Abstinence does not equal virginity. One can have had sex in the past and then decide to abstain for however long. The only problem is that abstinence until marriage only makes sense if A) You want to get married and B) You're allowed to get married and C) You believe that one should only have sex while married. If any one of the above do not apply, the argument for abstinence is pointless.

[crista]

I'm sorry, did you say something?

I was too busy fapping it to that icon.

*fap*

*fap*

*fap*

I mean this with absolute love and respect. GODDAMN DEMS SOME TITTIES!!!

[sabrarosa]

They make great accessories!