How neglectful of me to mention...
I read this earlier on HuffPo and giggled about it but I didn't make mention of it here. Bristol Palin, of the Alaska, wolf killing Palins, is now the Ambassador of Abstinence. No seriously. That's what her title is. Nevermind that she was already quoted as saying that Abstinence isn't realistic. I imagine Mama and Papa gave her a serious talking to after that slip up and since I imagine they are providing most of the financial support for Mom and baby, she has apparently had a change of heart.
Therefore, in keeping with the irony of this announcement I have decided that I want to be the
Ambassador of Sodomy
both oral and anal, thank you very much. My reasoning is that since so many young people believe that neither count as sex and therefore they can have the happy happy and still be virginal, my title is on par with Bristol's. Don't you agree?
Therefore, in keeping with the irony of this announcement I have decided that I want to be the
Ambassador of Sodomy
both oral and anal, thank you very much. My reasoning is that since so many young people believe that neither count as sex and therefore they can have the happy happy and still be virginal, my title is on par with Bristol's. Don't you agree?