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Jan 07, 2009 22:50

Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit - Yahoo! News
SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one ( Read more... )

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slyyder January 8 2009, 04:54:52 UTC
Yeah we have our share of weirdo's over here :-)

While on the subject of weird Australian sex stories in the news

Masturbating driver fined for 'bizarre' pleasure cruise

A Darwin man has been fined $2,000 for filming himself masturbating while speeding along the Stuart Highway.

The man is already in jail until August after pleading guilty to carrying cannabis in the car boot and two plants on the back seat.

Brenton Alan Erhardt, 39, pleaded guilty in the Darwin Magistrates Court to dangerous driving.

He was pulled over by police on the Stuart Highway in July speeding at 147 kilometres per hour, south of Daly Waters.

He admitted to officers he filmed himself masturbating while driving from Adelaide to Darwin.

He also pleaded guilty to driving unlicensed, carrying two cannabis smoking pipes, administering the drug and carrying a loaded rifle.

Magistrate Sue Oliver says the driving was bizarre to say the least and conduct she expects of someone much younger.

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nykeyoung January 8 2009, 06:04:15 UTC
Y'know, I'd swear this was the set-up of a horrible pun if I could figure out what the pun is exactly.

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jp7 January 8 2009, 13:38:48 UTC
It's funny how serious they are treating the crime. I guess whenever you add semen to something, it gets interesting.

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tonytraductor January 8 2009, 23:22:33 UTC
that's too funny...twisted, but funny...

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tonytraductor January 8 2009, 23:24:17 UTC
What I wonder is, if they will treat this as a sex crime, or just b/e and theft.
I suppose sex in the alley, even with inanimate stolen objects, is still sex in a public place...so they've got that, at least.
Of course, I'm not remotely familiar with Oz law.

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sabrarosa January 8 2009, 23:33:29 UTC
Well for it to be an actual sex crime I'd imagine someone would have to have seen him doing it. Otherwise I imagine it would only be a property related crime.

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tonytraductor January 9 2009, 00:58:54 UTC
But they do have evidence of a sexual act, of course...so maybe...

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