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Where the monster of reality lives
The days are unusually cold and gray. They tick along like the gears of some giant clock that exists behind the everything. I’d like to think that there is some ghost in the machine, but it’s just too hard to believe. It seems more likely that my life exists on a razor edge of being and not being. In any moment it could all go very wrong, but even ( Read more... ) -
Dead people slow down
The post office lost my ex’s alimony, and this makes me smile.
My ex’s boyfriend got a job. It was from one of those animal wrangler type companies, when you are too dumb to get a pest control license.
I’ve been busy. It’s a fun busy. We started a handyman business, which is going well. We just won a proposal to manage a website for our ( Read more... ) -
Open letter to ex
Hey ex-wife,
I met you a lifetime ago in the cluttered aisles of Kmart. I hated that job. One needs a certain amount of love for people at their worst to enjoy retail. I wanted to quit before they hired me.
I bought a manual type writer, and I was going to write “the novel.” It smelled like magic, and the hard staccato clicks banged words into ( Read more... ) -
Harold and the Pirates: Nature of the Gravity Drive
Gravity is an efficient form of interstellar propulsion. It is currently being applied using sling shot orbits around interstellar masses. This process utilizes only a small amount of fuel and can propel a craft accurately through the visible universe.
It cannot be piloted well through the non-visible universe. This is the portion of the universe ( Read more... ) -
Harold and the Pirates: Nature of the Universe
We see time as a stream of events. It flows, and we are the stone in the stream.
Have you ever watched a movie frame by frame. We know that movies work by running the frames together quickly enough to fool our brains into thinking there is only one continuous action, instead of many singular events.
Space time appears as an endless stream of ( Read more... ) -
Lesson learned….never buy a Honda
My girl’s pop owns a Honda Accord, and he had some work done to it by a friend who left the battery cables off it for a while. It’s the redneck way of clearing an error code.
Honda likes to fuck its customers through the radio. On most Hondas, the keyless entry and alarm system are wired through the radio. This means that you can’t just replace ( Read more... ) -
Fuck Gene
I’m kind of annoyed today. I am going through my yearly combination of Christmas stress, Obamacare stress, ex wife stress, and end of year tax stress. All these forces combine to just piss me off to the point where I hope that a one ton block of chronic would fall out of the sky, not to get me high, but to kill me and provide a decent party for ( Read more... ) -
Harold and the Pirates
Who wants to read my new comic? Better yet, who wants to draw it?
Harold and Pirates script
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