001. Not allowed to corrupt Chuck.
002. Not allowed to write an AU where John is a rapper and Rodney is a music critic.
003. Not allowed to title it "Only Funky As Your Last Cut".
004. Not allowed to title anything "Only Funky As Your Last Cut
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"Sir?" Lorne's soft interrogative brought Sheppard up short as he stalked across the Gateroom floor. "The Eldriath--"
"The Eldriath are fine," Sheppard snapped. "You couldn't have warned me about their, their ritual tattoos?"
Lorne blinked. "I knew they had them, but they wouldn't talk to me once they found out you were--sir, what happened?"
"They refused to negotiate until I'd..." Sheppard took a deep breath and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Until I'd gotten a couple of ritual tattoos of my own to show my respect for my inferiors." He growled, shifting his weight from foot to foot. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with Keller to get the damn things removed ( ... )
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And I'm sooooo stealing "Stop looking at me like that." for the disclaimer on my Final Frontier Rarepairing fic. The one that still needs a title, damnit. I am soooo going to get weird looks and WTF's and "WARN me not to drink anything!" accusations on that.::hides::
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"Rodney Cactus to you, ma'am"
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