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100 Things Sabine Is Not Allowed To Do

Mar 01, 2009 23:48

001. Not allowed to corrupt Chuck.
002. Not allowed to write an AU where John is a rapper and Rodney is a music critic.
003. Not allowed to title it "Only Funky As Your Last Cut".
004. Not allowed to title anything "Only Funky As Your Last Cut ( Read more... )

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More comment!fic - #24, both possibilities. thefrogg March 11 2009, 10:36:12 UTC

::sigh:: More.

"Sir?" Lorne's soft interrogative brought Sheppard up short as he stalked across the Gateroom floor. "The Eldriath--"

"The Eldriath are fine," Sheppard snapped. "You couldn't have warned me about their, their ritual tattoos?"

Lorne blinked. "I knew they had them, but they wouldn't talk to me once they found out you were--sir, what happened?"

"They refused to negotiate until I'd..." Sheppard took a deep breath and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Until I'd gotten a couple of ritual tattoos of my own to show my respect for my inferiors." He growled, shifting his weight from foot to foot. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with Keller to get the damn things removed."

"Yes, sir." Lorne gave a precise salute, gaining a suspicious look, but the colonel just shook his head and followed the fading sounds of Rodney's incredulous ranting.

There was no way in hell Lorne was going to admit that he'd convinced the Eldriath to make John tattoo Rodney's and Ronon's names on his ass as a requirement for negotiations; Teyla was exempt since she was a leader of her own people and none of them were present.

Now to requisition a puddlejumper for his next day off to retrieve the camera he'd left with the Eldriath and pay off the bribes, and he could collect on his wagers.

Re: More comment!fic - #24, both possibilities. sabinelagrande March 11 2009, 13:33:48 UTC

...You are my new favorite.

Re: More comment!fic - #24, both possibilities. thefrogg March 11 2009, 14:24:56 UTC

Teehee! And to think I've been going through the rest of your list to see if anything else sparks an idea.

And I'm sooooo stealing "Stop looking at me like that." for the disclaimer on my Final Frontier Rarepairing fic. The one that still needs a title, damnit. I am soooo going to get weird looks and WTF's and "WARN me not to drink anything!" accusations on that.::hides::

Re: More comment!fic - #24, both possibilities. drakgan June 17 2009, 00:46:51 UTC

021. Not allowed to write Katie Brown/the cactus she named after Rodney.

"Rodney Cactus to you, ma'am"

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