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[saava]

Steph and I are having a VERY INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION about movies and sex scenes (Enemy at the Gates is still the hottest thing ever) which led to discussion of the Fiennes brothers.

Now, I know I did a poll like this a year or so ago, but I can't remember who won, and it IS a very important topic.

Comments

[bellanut]

This really shouldn't even be close, man. People just need to watch The English Patient again. And again. Aaaand again. But they shouldn't watch Red Dragon, which I accidentally did the other night.

[saava]

What, don't you like Red Dragon? You have to admit that the tattoo is fairly impressive. Though the running about naked isn't really hot.

...I need to reupload my English Patient icon.

[bellanut]

Though the running about naked isn't really hot.

Hahaha! Do you remember that Seinfeld episode about inappropriate nudity?

It was more the ending of the movie that didn't sit very well with me. I'm not really comfortable with the idea of a psychopath trying to kill me in my own home. Regardless of how hot he might be.

[saava]

It was more the ending of the movie that didn't sit very well with me. I'm not really comfortable with the idea of a psychopath trying to kill me in my own home. Regardless of how hot he might be.

<-- dying of laughter

Have I told you lately that I love you? I think that I'm now moving you above cookies in the list of things I love. I mean, I know you're definitely better for my thighs. (wink wink nudge nudge)

I need to make more English Patient icons. SO PRETTY.

[evemac]

It's the EYELASHES. Can't resist them.

[saava]

I will admit the man DOES have some beautiful eyelashes. But I still prefer Ralph.

[evemac]

See, at first I wasn't going to fill out the poll, just reply shouting, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

But then I remembered Joe and his eyelashes. So.

Ask me again tomorrow and I'll probably say Ralph.

It's just not FAIR.

[saava]

You know what's REALLY not fair? Rachel Weisz. She got to make out with both of them. AND she's beautiful. TOTALLY unfair.

...I kinda want to be her.

no contest

[notemily]

Ralph is a perfect, beautiful, glowing specimen of manhood. Joseph is funny-looking.

Re: no contest

[saava]

You know, I sometimes think that, too. I think his eyes are too close together or something. Whereas Ralph *is* pretty much perfect. Mmm.

[minim_calibre]

Joe, despite his too-long neck. It's the lashes.

[saava]

It's really got to be criminal for a man to have lashes like that.

[skywaterblue]

Joe. Oh Joe. So hot.