HOLY GOD!

ChuffleBells... This is like, the most funny/fucked up thing I've ever seen. What a great children's show! Watch it! I DARE you to!

You know, I was going to write something... but I TOTALLY forgot. Hmm...

tuesday's too far away.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=furious_angle

New journal... I hate this "I love the japanese culture so much" name I have. Enjoy my clever pun of the Rob Dougan (or whoever) song.

I'm trying to think of something funny and uplifting to write. I'm trying to figure out what I can say to make things seem like everything's okay. Things ARE okay, for the most part. 75% of my life rules. That last 25% seems like waaaay more than it is. I'm 10 years old again.

I think it's time for a new journal.

( Read more... )

This stuff is genius. There're a whole bunch more of these, and I think I'll post 'em when I get the chance. I wish I could come up with comedy gold like this on my own. For the record, I've been IMing BritneySpears14 for about a week now and she hasn't responded... this makes me sad.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice ( Read more... )

Cookie Breath
southern belle from the atl, eyes set on mind melt, she makes my heart swell ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever thought they wanted something but found out it just wasn't worth it? It gives you that kind of pathetic, "I wasted my fucking time and everyone else's" feeling.

So that's it. I've pretty much had it with Live Journal. I just don't see the point anymore. For those of you that might only contact me through LJ don't bother.

If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.