This is my new LJ. This journal is friends only. Comment to be added~

I write whatever is on my mind. Since I'm always thinking, that means I update very often (2 times a day about, sometimes 3), so if you don't want that on your f-list, please don't add me!

Stylesheet by refuted

I don't know if I ever mentioned it, but Claire's actually does sell a few fantastic make-up sets. Some of it is better than Sephora's. Wait, you might say. The store for teenagers? How could it possibly be better than a make-up store that sells high-end department store make-up ( Read more... )

Out of everyone who cares to comment on this LJ, I wonder how many people were actually satisfied by the university(ies) they attended. Please tell me ( Read more... )

Stolen from lonny bob. xD

"If you have ever had a crush on me, comment on here saying so! Post anonymously if you like!

And from me: And if you still do, feel free to put that too. Don't post anonymously! :shifty: If you comment honestly then I'll tell you just how much of a crush I've had on YOU."

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl ( Read more... )

Super fucking lulz ( Read more... )

What kind of blood does a grammatician dislike the most?

I like to touch boys and girls to collect all of their cooties. I have 44 strains of cooties right now. But it is even better when they put cooties in my butt. I sure like that a whole lot ( Read more... )

The doctor just called me. I have a condition.

I have a condition which compels me to smell coconuts whenever I come across them. It's like an obsession.

I have a coconut smelling condition.

Biggest desire for prawns EVER? Maybe so! Tune in later to find out whether crazy little Jess was able to track down some here in Fruity Ryetown ;;