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i put my hand up on your hip...then i break it cuz i'm a badass. fuck you.
day 1 kicked my ass. i vom'd at the end. fantastic! can't wait til tomorrow so we can really get this ball a rollin. the sun is finally coming out which means i will most likely be in the pool in a minute. hellz yea. -
josie's on a vacation far away...she's probably cheating on me.
so kristi and i are moving! if i had to put an estimate on it i would say we are 82.3% moved. our new place is chill. theres a pool, sauna, and gym which means i will be tan, ripped, and sweaty very shortly. we have a great view of the griffith park observatory from our balcony along with a great view of the hills in los feliz (where brangelina ( Read more... ) -
night swimming deserves a quiet night...so could you kindly shut the fuck up?
Working from home again which translates to, "I'll be looking at porn and watching reruns of saved by the bell." I am on day five of weight watchers and, holy shit, it works. I'm feeling lean and awesome. Lucky for me I was already awesome. I only have 15 pounds to lose by October anyway which I probably would have lost at work once we get back in ( Read more... ) -
kill the guy with the pink trucker hat, please.
so kristi has finally caught up to me on lost. this means that i don't have to repeat watch any more episodes. knock knock. who's there? me, watching season 4 of lost. So i have a theory about the inner tube of fat that encircles my mid section. I've been feeling chubby the past couple of days and i think it is because i am getting too fit for my ( Read more... ) -
i ate arbys and it ate my ass
holy sweet goddamn! I always forget about this thing. It is saturday morning and I am sitting around, about to watch a movie/workout/drive to corona maybe. There are so many fucked up noises outside that prevent me from falling back asleep so I won't even try. I introduced Kristi to the joy that is sleeping with earplugs in. Only problem so far: I' ( Read more... ) -
igby goes down...and gets an STD
so im sitting here with my dog watching richie rich christmas. its super lame and super sucks balls. and yet, i continue to watch it. i have to go back to florence today but kristi is coming with me so that will be fun. my doggus is the best in the entire planet. i am very hungry. i think i might make a hashbrown casserole. i don't want a large ( Read more... ) -
beep beep mother fucker
so im sitting here watching some heroes and my eyes are very tired. i am very much enjoying this coldish weather and it makes me want my missing hat and gloves from New York. I miss them oh so much and i fear that i left them in neverland with toodles' marbles. kristi and i did a bunch of yard work at her dad's house today. he didn't notice. boo. ( Read more... ) -
it has been a few years and im still grumpy.
so im sitting here with mike and chris listening to everlast. i love my friends. lets go party. -
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so im waiting on one grade to find out if my gpr rocks awesome or just rocks. this is probably my best semester assuming that i didn't make a c in conservation biology. so far my grades look like this ( Read more... ) -
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My firsts ( Read more... )