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Looks like I'm winning Biggest Pimp and Best Youth (Under 18) at nl_awards. I'm not sure about the first one >:O but yay for me! I love you everyone who voted for me.

School is boring. I hate it. I wish all my teachers would die. I love getting lap dances. I am a bigger pimp than Diddy and Justin, go me. We all know how much of a whore pimp Justin is ( Read more... )

where is justin i miss my homie :(

Pretty acurate.

kim_smith_ and I are going out. Back off.

Thanks Justin. ;)

i'm leaving the stripped and justified tour to go hang out with the guys of simple plan for two days because the warped tour is going to end on sunday and chuck is the fucking shit. plus, simple plan and the used are the shit and i wanna see them.

okay, that's all bye.

the following people are on my "people who need to shut the fuck up and grow up" list ( Read more... )

I was on the new Tom Green show. God, that guy is the shit. Who watched me on it?

Oh, and I really am a sensitive punkster.

And I really didn't want to break Humplick's other wrist, I swear.

Jessica Biel, you know I love you. ;)

justin and trace are the best.

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so i met some really cool people last night. wait, no. i met only one really cool person and her name is gwenyth paltrow. i asked her if she got with jack black on the set of shallow hal and she confessed they had hot and steamy sex in the movie. wow, how great is that ( Read more... )