Writers Block

[ryan7154]

I've got what we in the business call writers block.  I cant get rid of it.  And considering i have 2 days to figure out what I want to write my final scene about, I'm a little fucked.  Thankfully i have 2 days to just figure it out, but 2 weeks to actually write it.  So considering maybe 4 or 5 people tops read these journals anymore I'm gonna go

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[skorn86]

well right off the bat im not too sure of anything to funny. but once this girl here just sat and recorded a conversation of heath and i for something

[luke82385]

we have a friend who has diabetes and we make fun of him all the time. for instance, one day we had a big bag of sugar, and we placed it in front of his door so that when he got home, he wouldn't be able to move the sugar other wise his foot would fall off. also we've thrown schotcheroo's into him room yelling "GRENADE!!" anywho, the other night we're on the sun deck having a smoke, and crappy's telling a story about the weird dream he had. to which Vantubergan (the diabetic) replies, "i had a dream once where the universe was collapsing, and then i realized that i wasn't dreaming, and my blood sugar was dangerously low and causing me to hallucinate.

so there's my little story. you need anymore diabetic related shananagians just let me know

blockbuster

[_b_o_]

two guys are have a contest to see who can eat the most nails in 5 minutes.
3 minutes in it turns out one of the men is allergic to nails and starts swelling up and vomiting uncontrollably.
this sight causes the other man to vomit uncontrollably.
the floor is now so slick with vomit causing one of them to slip and fall on a nail that goes straight into his eye socket killing him instantly.
the not dead one is declared the winner by default and receives a trophy in the shape of squirrel.
he celebrates his victory by dancing on the corpse of his fallen comrade whilst still vomiting.
if that shit doesn't get you a grammy i don't know what will.

[skorn86]

so did you ever think of something?