so jenna makes me go to her noonies (her grandma for you non italians ( Read more... )

i accidentally wore three shirts to work today.
i must have woke up already wearing two and threw on a third one on the way to work.
isn't that veird? ya that is veird.

so i finished the latest harry potter about a 1/2 hour ago.
it was impressive.
i'd give more but it would ruin everything for others.
go out, read it, be happy.

so Caterpillar called me yesterday about my application ( Read more... )

i have the back of an eighty year old man ( Read more... )

you know what i hate about moles? not the blind burrowing creatures but the brown body spots ( Read more... )

i was drunk and beligerent so i got in a fight with a british woman and caused a massive scene for the entire bar to enjoy ( Read more... )

at the wedding reception thingy i went to yesterday there was a magician.
magicians are awesome.
this has inspired me to become a magician.
now i'm not 100% sure how to go about doing this but i'm going to try my damnedest.
so just throwing out a heads up. next social gathering you see me at prepare your mind to be freaked.

my parents are in florida. jenna is in florida. which means the total and complete freedom to do whatever i want whenever i want ( Read more... )

i haven't posted in awhile so i'm doing this out of necessity not out of passion ( Read more... )