Business Casual

[rxdoc]

One of the greatest things about being at Auburn University is that the faculty is not required to wear @!#$%^&*ing, stifling, strangling, NECKTIES! I love it! I love being able to unbutton my top button (if only to show a hint of hair as evidence of what's below). Last night, in honor of Auburn's great policy on attire, I bought myself four new

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[ptownnyc]

So, if I took one of your classes, would I qualify for the Extra Credit Sex-with-Professor Program?

[rxdoc]

I'm sorry, but the ECSwP Program has been temporarily suspended due to the risk of being denied tenure. It may resume after such has been granted. In the meantime, you can apply for inclusion in the JFF (Just For Fun) Program, which doesn't even require enrollment in a class to join. ;)

[ptownnyc]

Well, could I at least hide in a podium and blow you while you deliver a lecture? Love to see how well you could keep your composure while being deep throated, LOL

[rxdoc]

Well, getting blown really doesn't do a whole lot for me, so I'd probably fare pretty well. Now, if you were bent over under there, that might be another story. ;)