Merry Christmas all.

Vrefophageia was practiced by ancient Greeks during the celebrations to honor the god of ecstasy, Dionysus - however you won't get that in most history books. That's because "vrefophageia" is the act of consuming living, breathing babies ( Read more... )

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girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.

I hate being drug off places where "my help is needed" screwing up everything I want to do. Goddamn bastard shits.

I am starting to take a liking to overtly pretentious indie art rock stuff. Someone shoot me. haha

Has anyone else ever thought that the color of their blood is really pretty? I cut my finger kind of badly about 15 minutes ago and the bleeding was kind of neat to watch because my blood was pretty.

This sucks. I'm so goddamn bored.

I think I'm going to buy a Wii. Go ahead and berate me, but it seems like it may be kind of neat.

There is a gallon of peach moonshine at my house now. It was given to my mother as a christmas gift. My mom hardly drinks, weird eh?