More Meme!

[runsinthegenes]

Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."

• I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

Questions from fanplankton .

Comments

[control_paradox]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Also, if you want, I could soundproof your (future) basement. I'm good at soundproofing basements.

[runsinthegenes]

Yeah, that'd be nice, thanks for offering.

How do you think the world will end? Will you throw a party?
Out of all the things you rant about, what is the one thing that bothers you the most?
You are trapped in Gabe's basement. You have Ryan Ross and William Beckett with you and all three of you must escape (for some reason, idk). How do you accomplish this?
If you could choose one song to describe you, what would it be? Why?
What supernatural creature would you most like to be? If you were able to transform into it, what would you do?

Okay, so not technically five questions, but idk. Answer them.

[control_paradox]

Not reposting this in my LJ 'cause I think I might've done this meme before, so yeah. |D;

Cows. Cows will take over the world and end all life as we know it. I will definitely throw a party, with lots and lots of hamburgers.

The *one* thing? Um... hmm. I have no clue. Everything sucks a lot. That wasn't very specific, but it's true.

I'll convince Ryan Ross and William Beckett to have loud sex with each other for totally unselfish reasons in the hope that Gabe will be attracted to the loud orgying and open the door to come down, and when he does, we can bust out. But that requires RYAN ROSS and NUDITY and I don't think I could handle that. What does he have in his crotch? A black hole? A unicorn horn? What?

It's impossible for me to answer that question because I can't even describe myself using all the words I know, never mind something as specific as a song. I have no idea what I am. You choose.

I would like to be a toad with no butthole god. If I could transform into god, I'd do everything. *___*

[control_paradox]

By everything, I mean make at least half the bandfic I read into reality, then applying liberal amounts of Billie Joe on top.