More Meme!

[runsinthegenes]

Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."

• I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

Questions from fanplankton .

Comments

[control_paradox]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Also, if you want, I could soundproof your (future) basement. I'm good at soundproofing basements.

[runsinthegenes]

Yeah, that'd be nice, thanks for offering.

How do you think the world will end? Will you throw a party?
Out of all the things you rant about, what is the one thing that bothers you the most?
You are trapped in Gabe's basement. You have Ryan Ross and William Beckett with you and all three of you must escape (for some reason, idk). How do you accomplish this?
If you could choose one song to describe you, what would it be? Why?
What supernatural creature would you most like to be? If you were able to transform into it, what would you do?

Okay, so not technically five questions, but idk. Answer them.

[control_paradox]

Not reposting this in my LJ 'cause I think I might've done this meme before, so yeah. |D;

Cows. Cows will take over the world and end all life as we know it. I will definitely throw a party, with lots and lots of hamburgers.

The *one* thing? Um... hmm. I have no clue. Everything sucks a lot. That wasn't very specific, but it's true.

I'll convince Ryan Ross and William Beckett to have loud sex with each other for totally unselfish reasons in the hope that Gabe will be attracted to the loud orgying and open the door to come down, and when he does, we can bust out. But that requires RYAN ROSS and NUDITY and I don't think I could handle that. What does he have in his crotch? A black hole? A unicorn horn? What?

It's impossible for me to answer that question because I can't even describe myself using all the words I know, never mind something as specific as a song. I have no idea what I am. You choose.

I would like to be a toad with no butthole god. If I could transform into god, I'd do everything. *___*

[control_paradox]

By everything, I mean make at least half the bandfic I read into reality, then applying liberal amounts of Billie Joe on top.

[runsinthegenes]

lol, you suck. You didn't answer two of the questions. They were the two questions I threw into the mix for *something* serious, but whatever.

THE COWS, HARRET. THEY ARE TAKING CONTROL.

Okay, I guess that was a sucky question.

I guess that works. Now what if you were there with Ryan or William? Also, I am *not* going to ponder the crotch question except to say that it's not a unicorn horn because Brendon would never stop molesting Ryan. Though then again, maybe that's why they split up.
":| (angry face) Dammit, Brendon. For the last time, get the fuck off of me."
"D: But...it's a unicorn horn!"

As for the song, I'd say "Never Gonna Give You Up," mostly because it's cool and kinda catchy and totally associated with the internet. You can never quite escape from it, mostly because it pops up at random intervals when you least expect it. And it's obnoxious as fuck.

And okay, god does not count. Mostly *because* you can do anything. >[ Cheater. Though the bandfic thing would be nice.

[control_paradox]

Ahaha, I realized that at the end, but then I was like, whatever. 'Cause this is my United States of whatever.

The only solution is to eat more beef. DON'T LISTEN TO CHICK-FIL-A, EMA, THEY ARE A SEKKRIT BOVINE AGENT.

I would ask Gabe to show me his cobra. And then we'd see who can outcreep the other first. It's probably very close.

Yes, I can definitely see myself singing the lyrics in a serious manner. I HOLD LOVE IN A VERY HIGH REGARD, AND ALSO WE ARE NO STRANGERS TO IT. WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE RULES, AND I DESIRE COMMITMENT FULLY IN THAT THERE SHALL BE FAITHFULNESS AND NO TOMFOOLERY WITH OTHERS. THIS WILL BE SOMEWHAT LACKING IN OTHERS YOU SEEK, AND I DESIRE YOU TO HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE EMOTIONS THAT I AM IN POSSESSION OF AND COMPREHEND THEM.

): But... god is totally a supernatural creature! He's like, one jump to the left away from actually appearing on Supernatural.

[runsinthegenes]

SEE, ASHLEY AND I WERE TELLING PEOPLE THAT FOR YEARS, BUT NO ONE BELIEVED US. THEN THEY GOT ASHLEY. THEY *SAY* SHE'S FINE, BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH. THE COWS GOT HER AND THEY'RE COMING AFTER ME NEXT. BE CAREFUL, HARRET; YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST. THEY ARE SNEAKY AND EVVVIL. AND THERE'S A REASON THAT PEOPLE SOMETIMES MISPRONOUNCE "CHAOS" AS "COWS."

Dear god, you'd be dead.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.

And a step to the right....

But I was thinking more on the lines of vampires and angels and demons and stuff.