A recent conversation

[runic_binary]

Me: So, my day at work was weird and carrying vague yet perturbing sexual overtones.

Friend: Oh?

Me: Well, first, I found out that the company stocks the monthly issue of Maxim magazine in the break room (and let me tell you, that's one publication that's gone downhill from a sea level start), and then when I was working register, some guy spent

Comments

[miss_melon12]

Oh wow, I totally know that feeling. With the whole 'this shirt, why are you looking at it?' thing. I frequently wear shirts like that, mostly out of my laziness and not doing laundry often enough >.>

[runic_binary]

Yeah. For me it was, "Oh crap, I'm late for work, where's any clothing I can put on immediately while running for the door, oh no why did it have to be this shirt whyyy"

Things like this happen to me distressingly often. :|

[fieryredqueen]

That cracked me up. :D

[runic_binary]

I'm glad to hear it. :)

[ionicaq]

OK, so I probably shouldn't have laughed, as I totally get the being creeped out by men staring at your chest (I seriously thought the guy at the Dunkin Donuts' drive through was going to ooze into my window) but you make it sound so funny! The last line was where I totally lost it!!

[runic_binary]

Haha, no, feel free to laugh! I mean, first of all it was too ludicrously obvious to be that creepy, and second, laughing is a good way to deal with stuff. :) Anyway, I just posted it because I thought it was a funny story, haha