Me: So, my day at work was weird and carrying vague yet perturbing sexual overtones.

Friend: Oh?

Me: Well, first, I found out that the company stocks the monthly issue of Maxim magazine in the break room (and let me tell you, that's one publication that's gone downhill from a sea level start), and then when I was working register, some guy spent ( Read more... )

You know you're tired when, in an effort to look up a trope, the first search term that pops to mind - and strikes you as a viable option - is "can't draw for shit ( Read more... )

So I've pretty much stopped using my journal as an actual journal and rather as a fanworks dumping ground. The reasons for this are A) not enough happens to me that would make for a witty/insightful/entertaining update, and B) I prefer writing about superheroes to writing about myself. I do not fight crime. Even if I did, I wouldn't be very good at ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I did not go to work. Instead, I hit a drunk girl with my bike ( Read more... )

Let me tell you about my night, internets ( Read more... )

So LiveJournal decided not to tell me about any comments I may have received in the past week. Fuck Russia ( Read more... )

In case anyone was wondering what I've been up to these past few weeks, I got a job as a neighborhood canvasser and then lost it because I'm bad at canvassing. But seriously, you guys, if a canvasser ever comes to your door collecting for anything, as long as it's not something you hate or vehemently disagree with, just give them five bucks. ( Read more... )

I HAVE A JOB. Tech support at Teleperformance. I start on the 28th. WOOOOOO

Also, I joined Twitter. I'm runicbinary. Friend me, bitches. (God knows I never update this thing.)

So, uh, I'm alive.

Thursday: Saw Star Trek. Prognosis: FUCKING AWESOME. A++, would watch again. Hopefully will! Also, got a haircut. ( Cut for hair! )

There's this dude at work named Mitch I kind of like in a tentative, "I don't know whether I just think you're cool and wanna hang out with you or if I would honestly be receptive if you put the moves on" kind of way, because I'm an awkward human being. But he's neat, we have a lot of stuff in common, and whenever we work together (not very often) ( Read more... )