Title: Cheating
Main Story:
In The HeartFlavors, Toppings, Extras: Eggnog 7 (snowball fight), margarita 2 (aim),
My Treat ("Where the hell did you even find a crossbow?!?"), malt (SC 186: now you're just being silly), pocky.
Word Count: 5012
Rating: PG-13 for some f-bombs.
Summary: Never take on Ivy in a snowball fight.
Notes: Entirely spawned by the discovery of
this. Gotta love ThinkGeek.
"What the fuck, Ivy! What the actual fucking fuck!"
Ivy blinked, lowered her weapon, and watched her furious brother climb out of the snowbank he'd landed in. "What?" she asked. "What did I do?"
"You know damn well what you did!" Aaron brushed snow off his face, hat, and shoulders, then crossed his arms and glared.
She glanced down at the weapon she held. "What, this? Come on, this is..."
"It's cheating."
She raised her eyebrows. "No, it's a glorified slingshot."
"It's a damn crossbow," Aaron said, "and it's cheating."
Ivy rolled her eyes, disgusted. "You're such a sore loser."