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[ruininurworld]

H-H-H-HELLO!! M-M-MY NAME IS S-S-SOHMA RITSU A-AND I AM DEEPLY APOLOGETIC FOR WASTING YOUR LIFE WITH MY FIRST AND L-LAST POST

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[cieled]

[ruininurworld]

I'M SORRY!! MY EYES ARE S-S-SO INFERIOR I C-CANNOT SEE YOUR TEXT!!

[cieled]

There wasn't any. Your eyes are fine.

[ruininurworld]

HOW F-F-FOOLISH OF ME!! EVEN AS I AM ABOUT TO THROW MYSELF TO MY FINAL RESTING PLACE I A-A-AM BEING RUDE AND INCONVENIENT TO EVERY AVAILABLE PERSON!! I AM SORRY, COMPLETE STRANGER-SAN, FOR CAUSING YOU DISTRESS!!

[cieled]

What's the matter?

[ruininurworld]

I AM THE MATTER!!! I AM THE MATTER!!

[cieled]

Why? All you've done is yell.

[ruininurworld]

MY MISDEEDS NUMBER INTO THE TRILLION THOUSANDS!! EVERY GRAIN OF SAND FROM EVERY BEACH IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH TO C-C-COUNT MY MISDOINGS!!

[hailamericaaa]

Wait.

What?

[ruininurworld]

I'M S-S-SORRY BLONDE-SAN!! I R-R-REALISE I AM OBSTRUCTING THE WAY OF YOUR "BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN" LIFESTYLE!! I WILL ONLY INCONVENIENCE YOU F-F-FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES AT BEST!!

[hailamericaaa]

You mean "America has more fun" lifestyle.

But you really shouldn't kill yourself.

[ruininurworld]

I D-D-DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE AN AMERICAN, AMERICAN-SAN!! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO FOOLISH!? IT IS C-C-CLEAR AS DAY BY YOUR CONFIDENT WAYS AND SHIMMERING WHITE T-T-TEETH!! I'M SORRY, AMERICAN-SAN!!

I O-O-ONLY BRING DISTRESS AND SHAME TO ALL THOSE WHO MEET ME!! IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP THEIR LIVES FROM BEING SULLIED!!

[fishybrains]

But surely you don't want to kill yourself...

[ruininurworld]

IT IS THE O-O-ONLY WAY, SAPIEN-SAN, TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM MY C-C-CRUEL AND VINDICTIVE CLUTCHES!!

[fishybrains]

But you haven't done anything wrong!

[ruininurworld]

K-K-KILLING MYSELF WILL BE THE F-F-FIRST RIGHT THING I W-W-WILL HAVE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!! I AM SO ASHAMED FOR N-NOT HAVING DONE IT SOONER!!

[fireball_bitch]

NOW WHAT?!

[ruininurworld]

GOODBYE, SUPREME CHEF-SAN. I W-W-WISH YOU LUCK IN ALL YOUR ENDEAVORS WHICH WILL FLOURISH WITHOUT MY BEING THERE TO OBSTRUCT THEM!!

[fireball_bitch]

ARE YOU BEING A SMARTASS?!

[ruininurworld]

N-N-N-NO! THERE IS NOTHING SMART OR WORTHWHILE ABOUT ME OR ANYTHING WITHIN A 3.5 METRE RADIUS OF ME DUE TO MY OVERFLOWING FAILURE!!