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Jan 04, 2009 19:30

H-H-H-HELLO!! M-M-MY NAME IS S-S-SOHMA RITSU A-AND I AM DEEPLY APOLOGETIC FOR WASTING YOUR LIFE WITH MY FIRST AND L-LAST POST ( Read more... )

goodbye, i'm sorry, i'm sorry world, sorry, so sorry, i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry

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hailamericaaa January 5 2009, 00:51:25 UTC

Wait.

What?

ruininurworld January 5 2009, 00:56:04 UTC

I'M S-S-SORRY BLONDE-SAN!! I R-R-REALISE I AM OBSTRUCTING THE WAY OF YOUR "BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN" LIFESTYLE!! I WILL ONLY INCONVENIENCE YOU F-F-FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES AT BEST!!

hailamericaaa January 5 2009, 01:07:58 UTC

You mean "America has more fun" lifestyle.

But you really shouldn't kill yourself.

ruininurworld January 5 2009, 01:14:05 UTC

I D-D-DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE AN AMERICAN, AMERICAN-SAN!! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO FOOLISH!? IT IS C-C-CLEAR AS DAY BY YOUR CONFIDENT WAYS AND SHIMMERING WHITE T-T-TEETH!! I'M SORRY, AMERICAN-SAN!!

I O-O-ONLY BRING DISTRESS AND SHAME TO ALL THOSE WHO MEET ME!! IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP THEIR LIVES FROM BEING SULLIED!!

hailamericaaa January 5 2009, 01:18:56 UTC

Isn't it? And it's not "an American" - it's "America"!

Yeah but still, seems a bit extreme.

ruininurworld January 5 2009, 01:33:56 UTC

I'M SORRY! HOW C-C-COULD I BE SO RUDE AS TO MISPRONOUNCE SOMETHING AS SACRED AS YOUR OWN NAME!! P-P-PLEASE, FORGIVE ME ALTHOUGH I DO NOT DESERVE IT!!

MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES IF MY EXTREMENESS OFFENDS YOU!! I W-W-WISH I COULD MAKE IT UP TO YOU BUT I H-H-HAVE TO JUMP OFF THIS ROOF!!

hailamericaaa January 5 2009, 01:59:39 UTC

Well my name is Alfred F. Jones - America. I'm the country!

Why don't you just get down and have a nice cup of coffee?

ruininurworld January 5 2009, 02:09:44 UTC

IT IS A GREAT MISFORTUNE FOR YOU TO HAVE MET ME!!

CAFFEINATED DRINKS MAKE ME HIGH STRUNG, I D-D-DO NOT DRINK THEM!!!!

hailamericaaa January 5 2009, 02:23:27 UTC

Not really.

So.
And you're not high strung right now?

ruininurworld January 5 2009, 02:47:15 UTC

AHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'M SORRY!!

hailamericaaa January 5 2009, 02:54:34 UTC

I think you need to take a chill pill. And not kill yourself.

ruininurworld January 5 2009, 03:05:28 UTC

I'M SORRY!! I M-M-M-MUST DO THIS ONE THING TO KEEP HUMANITY THRIVING!!

hailamericaaa January 5 2009, 03:12:45 UTC

We've lasted this long with you around.

Besides, there's so much to do!

ruininurworld January 5 2009, 03:17:05 UTC

I C-C-C-CANNOT DO ANYTHING!! I AM TALENTLESS AND WORTHLESS!!

hailamericaaa January 5 2009, 03:25:17 UTC

I'm sure there's something!

ruininurworld January 5 2009, 03:47:57 UTC

THERE IS
NOTHING!!!

I'M LIKE A VORTEX OF DISGUSTING FAILURE!!!

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