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• 23:47:28: Wait... a VEGAN SMOKER?? talk about hypocritical to call yourself natural, healthy and all that jazz
  

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• 11:00:11: was looking for my phone, heard crazy laughing from mati's room, discovered her on her belly in the bed pretending to sleep, hiding my phone
  
• 14:27:11: "Post-Circumcision Issues under the cut"
  

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Mati saw this pic and said "oh the lady is ugly/vile".
http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/Lindsay386/?action=view¤t=badmakeup.jpg for those not registered

"Whenever you strike a match, light a candle". *

I'm in luv with that sentence.

* John 'Lofty' Wiseman

I love my new cell phone, a Prada husband managed to find me! yay ( Read more... )

The weirdest thing happened today at the Jewish shop ( Read more... )

The 19th is so full of beggars I had no coins to take the métro in the end of the day ( Read more... )

The forrest around where David works is invaded by wild pigs. They need to kill 10 000 of them every year, which makes me sad. But they enter people's gardens and the sows attack the guys who want to cuddle the little pigs.

Am I normal if that reminds me of Mati?

Who  knew George Bush was a verb too...

i am 6'3", 250 lb, former marine who likes to hunt, fish, george bush, and ridin my bike down to the creek.

Early morning I receive a text from the internet, saying they'll deliver the freebox tomorrow or the day after. Good, I think, and go back to sleep ( Read more... )