happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear prettyfool
happy birthday to you.

turning 20 might seem to mean that when people compliment your astounding brilliance and mad writing skeelz, you can no longer flip your hair and say "yeah, and i'm still a TEENAGER yet."

and THEN you discover the awesome power that is lying.

Okay to sell heart drug to blacks onlyA heart failure drug can be marketed to blacks only, the U.S. drug regulator said Thursday ( Read more... )

you know. fo' spring.

It was a tie, 152-152. The Speaker broke it in favour of the gov't. No election. Yay!

Found this gem while googling "sexism + stronach" this morning.

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I am having a weird keyboard problem. Instead of making an apostrophe, my keyboard makes one of these ( Read more... )

I want one:


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Doctors played your dosage like a card-trick ( Read more... )

So it's been a month back here, and still, no job. Way too many of these job ads have words like "previous forklift experience" on them.