I have no fucking clue who this guy is or why he decided to IM me, or where he got my screenname from.
[07:23 PM] ma882rc: hey baby can i taste your sweet candy?
[07:24 PM] Me!: i'll take you to the candy shop dun unnn
[07:24 PM] Me!: i'll let you lick the lollypop dun unn
[07:24 PM] Me!: go 'head girl, don't you stop dun unnn
[07:24 PM] Me!: keep going
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