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[rubygamgee]

THEY GAVE ME A PONY.

*dangles from the reins* There are issues, however.

BUT. Stage one is done.

NOW. *dons the cute baby hobbit eyes and looks up beseechingly at Luthien, trying to look as little like a small big-footed rodent as possible*

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[duskdancer]

*looks around a bit, finally looking down*

Oh, there you are. Can I help you with something?

[rubygamgee]

*tries to drag pony over to Luthien*

I need you to shrink-wrap this for me, please.

[duskdancer]

*sighs* Ruby, you cannot shrink-wrap a pony. It is very bad for the pony. Why do you want to shrink-wrap it anyway?

[rubygamgee]

You can too. Just make it... occupy less space. But don't squish it.

And I want it shrink-wrapped so I can ride it. My legs are too short for me to even sit on it.