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[rubygamgee]

THEY GAVE ME A PONY.

*dangles from the reins* There are issues, however.

BUT. Stage one is done.

NOW. *dons the cute baby hobbit eyes and looks up beseechingly at Luthien, trying to look as little like a small big-footed rodent as possible*

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[duskdancer]

*looks around a bit, finally looking down*

Oh, there you are. Can I help you with something?

[rubygamgee]

*tries to drag pony over to Luthien*

I need you to shrink-wrap this for me, please.

[duskdancer]

*sighs* Ruby, you cannot shrink-wrap a pony. It is very bad for the pony. Why do you want to shrink-wrap it anyway?

[rubygamgee]

You can too. Just make it... occupy less space. But don't squish it.

And I want it shrink-wrapped so I can ride it. My legs are too short for me to even sit on it.

[duskdancer]

Well, I could make him a bit smaller, I guess.

[rubygamgee]

Excellent. You have made a wee baby hobbit very happy.

[duskdancer]

Wonderful. Now, please empty the contents of your pockets and I think we'll be even.

[rubygamgee]

*holds out a slightly crushed pastry*

I think I have an elastic band somewhere..?

[duskdancer]

No no, that's okay. *scoops up the little hobbit and shivers* Hmm, come on and I'll make your horse the proper size, then I've got some other business to attend to.

[rubygamgee]

You cold? It's nice here, though.

YAY! Horse. I knew behaving would get me something. *settles down in Luthien's arms*

[duskdancer]

I'm not cold, but somebody else is. Now, where is this horse of yours?

[rubygamgee]

Just around the corner. I was trying to drag her to you when I first showed up. Remember seeing me dangle? I don't do that naturally.

[duskdancer]

*sigh* Well, I've seen bigger horses than that running around, I guess it's okay.

[rubygamgee]

It was a bitch getting her up the stairs.