[Hello RC. Time again for some Derp Demon Theater, starring the one and only Lukas. The video feed turns on to show a rattled and disheveled Red demon looking out the coffee shop window conspiratorially. He speaks in a rapid, loud whisper. Sure, there are zombies out there, but maybe your character hasn't seen any yet and will think Lukas just
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[Knowledge gleamed from hunters actually comes in handy. Morrigan gives him a reassuring smile.] Keep calm, Lukas. Or as calm as you can manage, okay?
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Gun, gun.... So regular bullets then? Good, I-I did get a gun but... [He really doesn't like it.]
Calm? I am so calm! Totally calm. I'm inside now so they can't get in here, right?
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Just keep it within reach and ready in case you need to step outside, okay? If you're inside and safe, you don't have to hold onto it.
[Morrigan nods.] Right. If you're inside with the door locked and the windows closed, you'll be safe. The best thing you can do is keep being calm. The calmer you are, the more you'll be able to help, right?
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[There's an undeniable chuckle in 02's tone, though she's not looking directly at the camera as she lets the full weight of that reference hit home; Her eyes are trained on her sidearm until, satisfied with its readiness, she moves her gaze to her communicator and lets a feral smile ease over her features. Ain't never skurred.]
Lots of the usual sort, though. Do you need a little help?
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[A thought occurs to 202, making the look she's aiming at her camera harden ever so slightly with concern.]
Lukas... Are you at least armed?
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[A pause as he thinks.]
But they don't work on zombies, then?
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[And since Kanetsugu has no idea he is believing all of it.]
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Seriously.
[Despite Gil's natural cowardice, this information begets a reaction more of exasperation than fear. Because, come on, zombies? Seriously? Give him a fucking break.]
...And that stuff works on vampires, not zombies. [And it's probably not even going to kill them so much as induce a mild to moderate allergic reaction.] Although I guess silver bullets would work as well as any other kind.
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Oh, so regular bullets would work on them? Okay, I just... hope I don't have to use them at all...
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Yeah. I mean, I guess. That's how it is in video games and stuff at least. [Which, clearly, are a bastion of accurate information about the undead.] You know you have to aim for the head and stuff, right?
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