[video] - event post
[Hello RC. Time again for some Derp Demon Theater, starring the one and only Lukas. The video feed turns on to show a rattled and disheveled Red demon looking out the coffee shop window conspiratorially. He speaks in a rapid, loud whisper. Sure, there are zombies out there, but maybe your character hasn't seen any yet and will think Lukas just gone barking mad.]
Guys! You guys. Get in your homes or whatever and stay inside! There was... I almost got bit out there! By a zombie! There was like three of them! I'm not even kidding, I mean why would I even kid about something like this!? I wouldn't! They were shuffling and groaning and at first I thought, "Well maybe they're just drunk or something" but then I was attacked. And they almost bit me! And ugh, the SMELL was enough to make you gag...
What do we do? Are the movies right about this thing? Do we need to barricade ourselves in a shopping mall? We don't have a shopping mall!
[He breathes out a quiet whine.] Maybe I should board up the shop. A-And get... garlic? Or does that only work on vampires? What about silver bullets?!
Guys! You guys. Get in your homes or whatever and stay inside! There was... I almost got bit out there! By a zombie! There was like three of them! I'm not even kidding, I mean why would I even kid about something like this!? I wouldn't! They were shuffling and groaning and at first I thought, "Well maybe they're just drunk or something" but then I was attacked. And they almost bit me! And ugh, the SMELL was enough to make you gag...
What do we do? Are the movies right about this thing? Do we need to barricade ourselves in a shopping mall? We don't have a shopping mall!
[He breathes out a quiet whine.] Maybe I should board up the shop. A-And get... garlic? Or does that only work on vampires? What about silver bullets?!