[Oh look Ruby City, it is one of those forever entertaining accidental videos that the watches are just begging for you to see. And the vastly important moment that the communicators just don't want you all to miss? Yeah, it's filming a squirrel. It's a cute squirrel, but one all the same. It's safe to assume that the watch is hanging from someone'
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This is why he doesn't eat in front of others.]
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Wow!
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Ah, my child, I'm sorry you had to witness that...
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How did you get to trust you? Why did it not run? Always run from me, see?
[Without further warning she shadow jumps away at a nearby squirrel, which she catches the old fashioned way... Assuming the old fashioned way meant dropping out of the shadows on top of it. She jumps back and hands the stunned creature to Dulce as a way of greeting.
Other people? Other people don't like it when she does this sort of thing.]
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Ah, well I can see the reason they run. I lure my prey, you hunt. There is a difference.
[He holds up a hand as a sign for her to stay where she is. Without another word, he walks toward the tree line, where he saw another squirrel. As he approaches, he licks his hand, covering it with sweet smelling nectar. When he crouches by the creature the sweet smell attracts it closer, and as Dulce does not smell like an animal, the squirrel doesn't fear him. It walks straight into his hand, and begins licking the nectar off. Squirrel in hand, he turns to show Stray.]
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... What are you doing?
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[Have half an Italian nation, sobbing his eyes out over the cute fuzzy squirrel.]
You killed it! It's so cute! You... you squirrel murderer!
[He freezes and then his eyes go very wide in horror and more tears flow.]
Don't eat meeeee!
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Please don't cry, I won't eat you, I don't eat humans [normally]. I didn't mean to broadcast that on this... device
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But I'm a nation, not a human. Do you eat nations? (Another whimper.) I don't even have my white flag!
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I do not eat nations either. I promise. My means have only consisted of what creatures that come across me in this forest. No bipedal mammals.
I wasn't aware that the little furry mammal would be so sorely missed.
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