[ Vidya ] Tempted to ask if Reno could hack that private feed right there for some lulz.general_affairsJuly 1 2011, 21:26:50 UTC
[ Sitting at the bakery, feet propped up on a table when he sees this. So he decided to respond, cocking a brow with an amused, if not teasing grin. ] You know, great leader, that people can hack private feeds, right? Generally a bad idea to announce makin' them.
It's all good Reno. You know I love you <3 [Text]beepbeepmeeowJuly 2 2011, 22:10:50 UTC
SO GREAT A LEADER I FUCKING AM YOU WON'T HAVE SUCH A SMART ASS MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE BLOCKED FROM THIS MEMO
[He viciously taps at the communicator trying to ban this person from messaging. Considering there is no possible way to do this he just fumbles and frantically attacks the keys.]
ANKSDNKMBKM FDNBKNKG CNFMKBFKKF DM..FFFFF FUCK HOW THE FUCK DO I BAN YOU
[He sounded irritated as if he had better things to do then talk to this skiddish human. Totally ignoring the fact, he wanted to talk to the humans originally.]
WELL THANKS FOR UNROLLING THE FUCKING WELCOME MAT HOW FUCKING COURTEOUS OF YOU DID SOMETHING CRAWL UP YOUR WASTE PIPE WHEN YOU TRYING TO BE SO KIND AND HELPFUL TO NEW RESIDENTS
WELL YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THAT ANOTHER 'HUMAN' KNOWING MY NAME HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW IT DURING MY SLEEP DID MY UNCONSCIOUS THINK PAN RUST AND ALLOW ME TO PUT SOME SORT OF BLINDING RAINBOW SPLATTERED BANNER THAT GAVE OUT MY NAME TO ALL NON-TROLLS WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU HUMAN
[TEXT] Sorry xD Karkat is an assbeepbeepmeeowJuly 2 2011, 23:41:10 UTC
THEY DID BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING KNOW IF I MET YOU BEFORE WHEN I DON'T KNOW OF ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED BEFORE FOR ALL MY THINK PAN KNOWS YOU COULD HAVE SOME HUMAN BONE BUGLE CRAVING FOR ME IT IS POSSIBLE YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SITTING IN THE DARKNESS WHEN I ARRIVED HERE, STROKING THAT AUTO EROGENOUS SHAME GLOBE OF YOURS, IF YOU HAVE AUSCH A THING, JUST AT MY VERY PRESENCE NICE TO MEET YOU ANYWAY DOUCHE BAG
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YOU WON'T HAVE SUCH A SMART ASS MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE BLOCKED FROM THIS MEMO
[He viciously taps at the communicator trying to ban this person from messaging. Considering there is no possible way to do this he just fumbles and frantically attacks the keys.]
ANKSDNKMBKM
FDNBKNKG
CNFMKBFKKF
DM..FFFFF
FUCK
HOW THE FUCK DO I BAN YOU
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Good leaders like t'use this thing called diplomacy. Or at least manipulation.
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Are you going to say something? What species are you?
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O-oh, I'm s-sorry, I d-d-didn't know it was filming I- Oh, I-I'm a h-human, a-are you a t-troll l-like Mr.Nitram?
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I'm Karkat Vantas. Did you need something?
[He sounded irritated as if he had better things to do then talk to this skiddish human. Totally ignoring the fact, he wanted to talk to the humans originally.]
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[under his breath you can hear him mumble "Asshole"]
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HOW FUCKING COURTEOUS OF YOU
DID SOMETHING CRAWL UP YOUR WASTE PIPE WHEN YOU TRYING TO BE SO KIND AND HELPFUL TO NEW RESIDENTS
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What can I say? I'm just an asshole. [A fact he seems oddly proud of]
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OH I'M SO FUCKING BRISTLING WITH UNCONTROLLABLE EXCITEMENT
HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO CONTAIN THIS FUCKING JOY
SHOOT ME NOW!
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It seems like there are more of you around every day... Er, sorry, I am-- Well, you can call me Vash... Though Terezi calls me "Professor Vash"...
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WHAT SICK TWISTED SHIT IS THINKING ABOUT WHEN SHE CALLS YOU 'PROFESSER' GOG
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I'm human, Karkat-san.
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HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW IT
DURING MY SLEEP DID MY UNCONSCIOUS THINK PAN RUST AND ALLOW ME TO PUT SOME SORT OF BLINDING RAINBOW SPLATTERED BANNER THAT GAVE OUT MY NAME TO ALL NON-TROLLS
WHAT THE FUCK
WHO ARE YOU HUMAN
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Edogawa Conan.
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BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING KNOW IF I MET YOU BEFORE WHEN I DON'T KNOW OF ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED BEFORE
FOR ALL MY THINK PAN KNOWS
YOU COULD HAVE SOME HUMAN BONE BUGLE CRAVING FOR ME
IT IS POSSIBLE YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SITTING IN THE DARKNESS WHEN I ARRIVED HERE, STROKING THAT AUTO EROGENOUS SHAME GLOBE OF YOURS, IF YOU HAVE AUSCH A THING, JUST AT MY VERY PRESENCE
NICE TO MEET YOU ANYWAY DOUCHE BAG
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