Comments | ruby_nova: {020} ☼ Obligatory 'Safety Dance' joke

ruby_nova

{020} ☼ Obligatory 'Safety Dance' joke

May 13, 2011 05:20

This isn't gonna work. Whenever I got outside, I end up looking like a hockey goalie. I know I get into scrapes and dangerous situations sometimes, but this is just excessive. I even have a helmet and a mask. So if you see someone small tripping around in really bulky protective gear that makes them look kind of like a transformer, that's probably

this isn't the kind of armor i wanted, armed and cutely dangerous, the littlest hockey goalie

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spandexisyouth May 13 2011, 20:29:55 UTC

...Would you like assistance in getting places? I am not free all of the time, but when I am I could carry you on my back! It would not be hard at all!

ruby_nova May 13 2011, 23:33:06 UTC

That's okay, Gai, but thanks for the offer! I still have the flying broom that I got from that magical castle in the Wilderness that one time, so I can fly places if I really need to. The gear is just cumbersome.

spandexisyouth May 13 2011, 23:35:03 UTC

It is good that you have that. You are welcome, and I hope that moving around becomes easier!

forgotmyforge May 13 2011, 22:49:08 UTC

[ So many questions. ]

What's hockey? It sounds dangerous.

ruby_nova May 13 2011, 23:36:05 UTC

Well, it's a game where the players skate around on ice and try to push this little disk into a net at the end of the rink. Each team has a net, and a goalie that defends it from the opposing team so they don't score. Does that make sense?

forgotmyforge May 14 2011, 00:12:44 UTC

And you need a lot of padding to play?

ruby_nova May 14 2011, 01:16:24 UTC

Yeah, 'cause the players crash into each other a lot.

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feathered_earth May 14 2011, 00:50:28 UTC

I swear, some of that stuff is bigger than you are. Doesn't it defeat the point if you're tripping over things?

ruby_nova May 14 2011, 01:17:00 UTC

I wouldn't feel it even if I fell. Hopefully this won't last long.

feathered_earth May 14 2011, 01:19:44 UTC

But then the problem is getting back up, right?

And I agree. But I have to admit, I had no idea how much danger we were putting ourselves in just by getting out of bed in the morning.

ruby_nova May 15 2011, 12:54:19 UTC

Yeah, it's kind of if a turtle gets turned upside-down. You can only flail around until you tip over again.

desertshadows May 15 2011, 10:23:34 UTC

It's incredibly inconvenient. I don't think I've ever had this much on in my life! Maybe we can trip over things together.

ruby_nova May 15 2011, 12:57:18 UTC

We should! Then we'd have someone to help us get up again.

desertshadows May 16 2011, 08:15:35 UTC

As long as we didn't end up pulling each other down! Still, we wouldn't be alone.