{020} ☼ Obligatory 'Safety Dance' joke

[ruby_nova]

This isn't gonna work. Whenever I got outside, I end up looking like a hockey goalie. I know I get into scrapes and dangerous situations sometimes, but this is just excessive. I even have a helmet and a mask. So if you see someone small tripping around in really bulky protective gear that makes them look kind of like a transformer, that's probably

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[forgotmyforge]

[ So many questions. ]

What's hockey? It sounds dangerous.

[ruby_nova]

Well, it's a game where the players skate around on ice and try to push this little disk into a net at the end of the rink. Each team has a net, and a goalie that defends it from the opposing team so they don't score. Does that make sense?

[forgotmyforge]

And you need a lot of padding to play?

[ruby_nova]

Yeah, 'cause the players crash into each other a lot.

[forgotmyforge]

It would definitely make more sense if there was ice than if you were just walking around.