Pwned.

[rubikscomplex]

Just so everyone is clear, my preferred course of treatment for papercuts happens to be amputation. And you know how busy doctors are. If we don't have time to be as accurate as we possibly can, you might end up losing a forearm. Or we might cut it off at the shoulder to prevent further infection. We're very concerned with safety, if not medical

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[smartass_carrow]

It's incomprehensible how you landed up with your job, the way you talk about it.

[rubikscomplex]

You know what has me mystified? The fact that you are still talking.

[smartass_carrow]

What, is talking a crime now? Then again, with your mental capacity, I'm not surprised everything has you mystified.

[rubikscomplex]

Actually, being a pain in the ass is an offense punishable by chemical castration. And detention. Friday. I'll make Voigt or Cutti deal with it.

[rubikscomplex]

I suck on it until it stops bleeding.

[rubikscomplex]

Because clearly, if he comes to me for assisstance, he's already tried all commonly accepted methods of papercut treatment. Amputation is the only remaining answer.

[newmoony]

Well. At least you think ahead.

[rubikscomplex]

I am just that good.

[newmoony]

So if we see any one armed students walking around here, we'll know they had a tragic papercut.

Are you trying to scare any injured students away from seeking help from you?

[rubikscomplex]

No, never, I'd hate to do that. I just don't want idiots seeking my help. Happens to be most of you.

[professor_meeha]

I do like the way you think. Perhaps I'll injure people in Defense, and send them to you...that should keep their little mouth's shut...

Oh, and may I suggest you keep unnecessary sharp and rather intimidating tools out? GOod way to ward off the idiots. Perhaps ones not even in use anymore...

[rubikscomplex]

Oh, come on, don't send too many my way. Torturing children is only fun for so long.

You would think the cane would serve as warning.

[professor_meeha]

I'll try not to. Which is why you should send them to Voight...let the fun continue.

You'd think. But silly people think you, might ohhh I don't know....need it? Which makes them not think you'll use it.

[rubikscomplex]

Good. True. After all, driving Voigt to insanity is a much more lasting kind of fun.

Idiots. Good thing idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.

[rileyannemcg]

You know, I was under the impression that Healers were supposed to help people, not hurt them. Goes to show how silly I am.

[rubikscomplex]

Honestly, what the hell were you thinking?

[rileyannemcg]

You've opened up a whole new world to me, Dr. Haus. I can be a bitch and cause physical harm to people and get paid for it. How can I repay you?

[rubikscomplex]

Oh, don't thank me. Thank democracy.