Pwned.

[rubikscomplex]

Just so everyone is clear, my preferred course of treatment for papercuts happens to be amputation. And you know how busy doctors are. If we don't have time to be as accurate as we possibly can, you might end up losing a forearm. Or we might cut it off at the shoulder to prevent further infection. We're very concerned with safety, if not medical

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[newmoony]

Well. At least you think ahead.

[rubikscomplex]

I am just that good.

[newmoony]

So if we see any one armed students walking around here, we'll know they had a tragic papercut.

Are you trying to scare any injured students away from seeking help from you?

[rubikscomplex]

No, never, I'd hate to do that. I just don't want idiots seeking my help. Happens to be most of you.

[newmoony]

Okay then.

What if student with said paper cut had hemophilia? Would you treat them to an amputation as well?