The Tick
City!
This is the Tick speaking!
It's time for me to move on. I'm leaving you.
But don't worry. I recognize my responsibility for your well-being. I've given this almost two minutes of uninterrupted thought..........
I'm leaving you in the capable hooves of...the Man-Eating CowI know what you're thinking. But she's already proven her ( Read more... )

"Destiny is a funny thing."
"Once I thought I was destined to become emperor of Greenland, sole monarch over its 52,000 inhabitants. Then I thought I was destined to build a polynesian longship in my garage."
"I was wrong then, but I've got it now."

--The Tick (Issue #1, "The Tick")