fic!

[roxymissrose]

Oy! Next part, and my goodness, I hope this makes sense!

Comments

[tabaqui]

Jayzus CHRIST you are evol.
And...Lionel is just getting CREEEEPY and Lex is kinda creepy and...
DAMN.
*bounce*
MOre!
More!

[roxymissrose]

A tie! We both win!!

[justabi]

We both have jacks off in bed while looking at best friend sleep, too.

[roxymissrose]

We do?

[justabi]

Why yes! YOu have Bruce in the dorm after the near touching at the Diner with Lex. I have Clark watching through the walls.

[roxymissrose]

Ah! And, mmmmmmmmmmm!

[justabi]

Yeah, that sneaky bruce lovin' really did it for me, too. Love the creepy masturbatory habits of boys.

[tabaqui]

Feel free to steal, just pimp me!
Hehe.

[justabi]

Thank you nice lady do you want to be my friend *bats eyes*

[tabaqui]

Whoot!
*friends*

[justabi]

Hi new friend who plays well with roxy and therefor will most likely play well with me, too.

[tabaqui]

*snerk*
Promise!

[justabi]

Cool. I say we take the columbian brew that Lionel normally drinks and replace it with Sanka to see if he can tell the difference. And of course sedatives.

[tabaqui]

Whooot.
Or, you know, put a little arsenic on his doughnuts.
*snicker*

[justabi]

Nah, it has to go in with the sanka so we can blame the off flavor as the instant coffee.

[tabaqui]

Ah, but, see...
Powdered sugar doughnuts.
Can't taste it.
Didn't you read your 'Flowers in the Attic'?
We'll put RAT POISON in the coffe!
It looks just like Skinny and Sweet!
Except for the little skull and crossbones on the label!
*channels Lily Tomlin*