Comments | roxybisquaint: Dear aluminum foil box:

roxybisquaint

Dear aluminum foil box:

Mar 27, 2010 05:45

You think you're so tough with that serrated edge, don't you? You may have won this battle, but the war is far from over. Once my finger heals, I'm coming for you. You can take my blood, but you'll never take my freedom!

- Roxy

ouch, life at home, dunce award

Comments 24

Preexisting Condition tackdriver56 March 27 2010, 13:27:59 UTC

Your insurance company regrets to inform you that your policy has been rescinded for a demonstrated propensity to inflict self injury.

Mine just charged me for a second co-pay because I had a second test during the same specialist visit.

Forget the foil box. The insurance companies are the real threat to our continued well being.
They only get away with it because retribution is so expensive.

Re: Preexisting Condition roxybisquaint April 2 2010, 06:52:29 UTC

Why have one test when you can have two for twice the price? :P

Forget the torches and pitchforks. We should take the insurance companies by force, armed with the lethal cutters from aluminum foil boxes!

Re: Preexisting Condition tackdriver56 April 2 2010, 15:07:02 UTC

Hmm. Box cutters. Too close to the client for comfort.

adam_0oo March 27 2010, 15:12:09 UTC

Its the metal.

roxybisquaint April 2 2010, 06:50:14 UTC

I should've known Skynet was behind this.

fig_aruna March 27 2010, 19:04:45 UTC

...I HATE THOSE THINGS.

Someone should really develop a better design D:

roxybisquaint April 2 2010, 06:49:15 UTC

Seriously. Why has no one built a better aluminum foil cutter yet? It's so primitive.

cj2017 March 27 2010, 20:06:37 UTC

*hands over a band-aid* Y'know, if you could cook a vegetable once in a while, they don't have foil edges. Having said that, some of them do require peeling so... *winces* ;-P

roxybisquaint April 2 2010, 06:47:24 UTC

What are these things you call "vegetables"?

Actually, I was covering an extra can of catfood that I absent-mindedly opened.

cj2017 April 3 2010, 13:31:21 UTC

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable

Five a day dude, five a day. And spuds don't count. So, fries and Quavers are out ;-P

castellan_craft March 28 2010, 00:45:32 UTC

I am reminded heavily of the Christmas I had to be driven to Urgent Care for stitches over the joint of one finger due to the jagged edge of a cranberry sauce can. We'll fight the Metal together. *fist bump*

roxybisquaint April 2 2010, 06:47:55 UTC

Die metal, die!