You think you're so tough with that serrated edge, don't you? You may have won this battle, but the war is far from over. Once my finger heals, I'm coming for you. You can take my blood, but you'll never take my freedom!

- Roxy

Anyone else ever tried that for acid reflux? I stumbled upon this home remedy online last night and gave it a try today. Some people swear by it, some say it doesn't do anything but taste bad. I agree with the tasting bad, but it sure seems to have helped. All I did was put a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar in a small glass of water and drink as ( Read more... )

Why do I repeatedly sit on the couch with my legs stretched across to the coffee table, crossed with one ankle over the other? Gravity is certainly no friend to knees hovering over the space between couch and table. After a while I will inevitably start to feel an ache in the bottom knee. I reverse the cross of my legs, but within a few minutes the ( Read more... )

Enough already!
I took the Claritin. I took the Sudafed. I took the Advil. What more do you want from me?

Yours truly,
Roxy

Will someone come over here and give me a back massage? Stupid action figure painting. I've been hunched over for hours and now my back keeps saying this on a loop:

ouch ouch ouch ouch! ouch ouch ouch.