Will I never learn?

[roxybisquaint]

Why do I repeatedly sit on the couch with my legs stretched across to the coffee table, crossed with one ankle over the other? Gravity is certainly no friend to knees hovering over the space between couch and table. After a while I will inevitably start to feel an ache in the bottom knee. I reverse the cross of my legs, but within a few minutes the

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[cisaac]

I think I could actually have surgery without anesthesia if I just got involved in something on my laptop before they made the first incision.

You get up one day, realizing you're very sore and there are surgical tools near the coffee table.

"Honey, what're these for?"

The hubby comes in, "While you were trying to analyze one of Sarah Connor's dreams I grafted a Wolverine like endoskeleton into your body and added the claws, too."

"Oh."

"Anyways, we're out of ketchup and mustard. I'm making a run to the store. Want anything?"

"A whetstone." *snikt*

[trinfaneb]

"One morning Gregor Samsa awoke to find that he had a metal endoskeleton and retractable claws..."